*Favor de traducirlo si alguien puede hacerlo* Entendi algunas cosas y me
\nrei bastante
\nHumor – or is it? \ud83d\ude42
\n1.)Take miserable care of your body, your relationships, your finances and
\neverything in your life. Avoid anything that would make you happy – shamans
\nhave to suffer.
\n2.)Understand that you can only possibly practice when your mind is relaxed
\nand untroubled by other concerns. So if there’s anything else at all you
\n‘should’ be doing, do it instead. For greatest efficiency, just thrash
\naround and worry about what you should be doing instead of actually doing
\nanything – that way you can endlessly reuse the same things.
\n3.)You know it’s impossible to make a living as a shaman or healer, so have
\na day job you hate that leaves you mentally, physically and emotionally
\nexhausted. After work, you’ll be in no shape to practice, so have some ice
\ncream and watch TV. You deserve it.
\n4.)Invent endless constraints regarding under what circumstances you could
\nget shamanic work done. You need a special sacred space, a special set of
\nobjects, absolute quiet, a certain kind of music. Spend more time
\ncomplaining about the lack of these circumstances than actually working.
\n5.)You’ll be able to get plenty of shamanic work done when you’re
\nindependently wealthy and have lots of free time. Just wait till then.
\n6.)There are thousands of books on shamanism. Better read them all before
\nyou start, one of them must have the secret. (Be sure to skip all the
\nexercises.)
\n7.)Let’s face it, you don’t know enough to be a shaman. You’ve never even
\nread [insert famous lite<\/p>\n
rary work here]. Better get to it, or no one will take you seriously.
\n8.)Surround yourself with people who are jealous of your time, disrespect
\nyour practices and beliefs and undermine you at every turn. If possible,
\nmarry one and have kids.
\n9.)If you actually fail at all of the above, and actually do manage to
\npractice, make sure each movement, each act is perfect before you move on –
\ncompare it to your favorite shamanic writer’s published works (you don’t
\nthink people with talent have to practice, do you?) and attack it with all
\nthe viciousness of your cruelest and most bitter high school teachers.
\n10.)Give up as soon as it seems hard or you feel uninspired. After all, if
\nit were really possible, it would flow smoothly and be easy.
\n11.)Whatever you do, don’t actually finish anything. Just keep starting new
\npractices. (Any work prior to your latest sucks anyway.) Or endlessly
\ntorture your existing practices until you drain them of any vitality they
\nmight once have had.
\n12.)If you do accomplish something, immediately share it with someone who
\ncan be counted on to tear it apart, tell you you’re wasting your time, and
\nimply you’re an idiot for ever imagining you could be a shaman. Believe this
\nperson – s\/he wouldn’t say it if it weren’t true.
\n13.)Be sure you never actually work out in the world with other people. Take
\nthe decision of whether what you do works out of their hands: reject it for
\nthem.
\n14.)If an intent or practice seems to fail, don’t ever try it again –
\nobviously it was no good. In all likelihood, you aren’t either: be sure not
\nto pass up the opportunity to consider giving it all up.
\n15.)If, in an extreme case of failing at the above, you’ve actually done
\nsomething, know that it was just a fluke. Never ever believe in yourself.
\nRepeat as necessary.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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